Definitions by B Gunn

traveling salesman 

An act that occurs just before romance, when a gentlemen has gone to the home of a lady. Whilst the female partner is away slipping into something more comfortable, the gentlemen turns down the covers of her bed, and defecates on the sheet. He then makes the bed back up and makes his exit. The lady, a bit upset and wondering why this man left, slips into bed to find a surprise.

I went home with her and pulled of the traveling salesman.

traveling salesman by B Gunn April 13, 2005

mommy pouch 

Fat stored below the waist line on Women who have given birth to several children. See also: gunt, FUPA.

These jeans are made for a woman with a mommy pouch.

mommy pouch by B Gunn February 7, 2005