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Smelson

A last name of most likely English background that will guarantee continuous ridicule and humiliation for many young teens whether on purpose or by accident.

"Haha - smell some?"
Sigh..."I really wish my last name wasn't Smelson."

"Last name?"
"Smelson."
"How do you smell that?...ur spell?"

by B, Polar April 24, 2009