Definitions by Ayo Mo'Connell

bert 

a nameless kid at a party.

When doing a girl anal you pull out and leave a shit stain inbetween the eyebrows...Like a unibrow

Yo bert how much beer you got?

Yo bitch I gave you a Bert.

Artie Sanchez gave Joe Cool a Bert.

bert by Ayo Mo'Connell March 22, 2008