Adan

Most sexiest (you know he's so fucking hot when there is a "most" before a word that ends with -est), hot ass Chinaman with a talent in selling currypuffs and pokemon cards, literally a laddies man who would simp to them with half baked currypuffs and 1995 pokemon cards he bought from a drug dealer

If you see him, you better make out with him before it's too late

GIRL 1: OMG IS THAT ADAN?? I WANT HIS CURRYPUFFS IN MY BELLY AND HIS POKEMON CARDS IN MY HAND RN