Definitions by Aya Blatherskite

zach condon 

sing/song writer of Beruit.

He who:
Lays waste to Beck and Kimya Dawson is one foul swoop.

Destroys every lullaby you were ever sung, effectively reversing your childhood from a lie.

Shits on jeff Buckley's grave
and too..
the oberst machine's muse is little more than a silverfish compared to a firefly when brought up against Zach.

Man, Zach Condon's last name is so close to condom he would never have to bring one around me.

zach condon by Aya Blatherskite August 7, 2008