Definitions by Axe Grinder

photocracking 

The art of bending your finger on the top edge of a camera to make it appear that the subject is facing the crotch of a naked human.

Dude! I am photocracking you right now!

photocracking by Axe Grinder August 15, 2011

bitchboasting 

To appear griping about something, but actually be bragging about the issue

I can't believe how badly she was bitchboasting last night when she said, "Oh my gosh, the addition we are putting on our house will be such a pain because we have to move out for six months. What a nightmare!"

bitchboasting by Axe Grinder March 13, 2011