may 6

National Adopt a Puppy Day! Go to any shelter and adopt a puppy today!!!!!

Him: what’s today?
Me: why, it’s national adopt a puppy day!
Him: oh cool! But for real, what’s today?
Me: ...
Him: ...
Me: ... it’s May 6.

Him: Thank you

by AwkwardVoiceCrack May 06, 2018

vaun

A strong, aggressive man who bench presses all of satan's sins and eats glass for breakfast. Vaun is a man who wants to blend in but is constantly a flame in darkness. Don't mess with a Vaun because they win fights by killing you.

Person 1: Hey, did you see Vaun today?
Person 2: DUDE SHHHHH. HE MIGHT HEAR YOU

by AwkwardVoiceCrack November 07, 2020