Definitions by Awkward sausage

The missed a spot shave 

"Missed a spot shave" refers to when a lady shaves her legs mindlessly and does not pay attention to accuracy, causing her to miss a spot. Very common amongst those who haven't been shaving for long.

I can't wear a skirt today because of the missed a spot shave I have going.

The missed a spot shave by Awkward sausage April 15, 2017

Clanker

A word describing somebody who over enunciates concinents while cursing.

You're such a clanker!

Clanker by Awkward sausage September 11, 2016