Avrum Shmuel's definitions

Silver Handshake

When your Human Resources professor grabs and violently shakes your genitalia with one hand, while they subsequently give you a B for the semester.

I thought I would be more pissed about getting a B in HR, but my balls hurt too much from my professor's silver handshake to care about grades.

by Avrum Shmuel December 18, 2010