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Sparkbird 

A micro-celebrity bedroom chamber folk-pop musical artist who was popularized by their 2023 hit โ€œNovemberโ€. They are non-binary and use they/them.
person 1: Sparkbird is my favorite artist
person 2: who the fuck asked

๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ 

A set of emojis that means that the U.S. is amazing, typically ironically. It originates from a group chat with government officials in which Matt Waltz, the national security adviser, sent the message to cheer on other members of the group chat.
P1: Trump made the economy crash
P2: ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ

Caterpillar thoughts 

Thoughts about caterpillars that a guy had
Caterpillar thoughts:
Iโ€™ve been thinking about caterpillars
And the things they donโ€™t know
All they do is eat on leaves and then they gradually grow
When they pop out of their eggs, do they have any clue
What their life will have in store for them and what they will do?
They donโ€™t know where theyโ€™re headed
They donโ€™t know where theyโ€™re from
And they have absolutely no idea what they will become
These little wormies metamorphosize into something more
But I want to make it clear
This song is not a metaphor
I just think caterpillars donโ€™t know whatโ€™s going on
Theyโ€™re dopey as heck, donโ€™t know why we
Respect something that canโ€™t do long division
Write petitions, or pay with a check
(AND I CAN DO ALL OF THOSE THINGS!)
I just think caterpillars donโ€™t know whatโ€™s going on!
I can eat leaves, and I can also climb trees
And I can also conceive of what Iโ€™ll be in three years:
A keeper of bees
(A beekeeper!)
Iโ€™d like to see a caterpillar do that