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nickel pickle

A penis that has the circumference equal to that of a nickel, and is about 5 inches long. Therefore, a nickel pickle is essentially only worth about 5¢ due to its lack of girth and length.

Girl: My boyfriend said he had a huge cock, but it turned out it was only a nickel pickle.

by AutoMatt Ickly April 30, 2014