Definitions by Austin Foxall
The Hollis Theory
A social phenomenon in which two people with the last name Hollis appear physically incapable of following through with plans. Under the Hollis Theory, any organised event involving a Hollis has an unusually high probability of being cancelled at the last possible moment.
The key principle is Hollis Alternation: if one Hollis is available, the other will cancel. If the usual cancelling Hollis is somehow available, responsibility automatically transfers to the other Hollis, ensuring the plans still fall apart.
Formula:
2 Hollises + 1 plan = 0 plans
The key principle is Hollis Alternation: if one Hollis is available, the other will cancel. If the usual cancelling Hollis is somehow available, responsibility automatically transfers to the other Hollis, ensuring the plans still fall apart.
Formula:
2 Hollises + 1 plan = 0 plans
Example 1:
"Are the Hollises still coming tonight?"
"No, one of them just cancelled."
"Which one?"
"Does it matter? Hollis Theory."
Example 2: “I knew the Hollis Theory would strike again — we made plans with the Hollises and, right on schedule, one of them cancelled at the last minute.”
"Are the Hollises still coming tonight?"
"No, one of them just cancelled."
"Which one?"
"Does it matter? Hollis Theory."
Example 2: “I knew the Hollis Theory would strike again — we made plans with the Hollises and, right on schedule, one of them cancelled at the last minute.”
The Hollis Theory by Austin Foxall September 14, 2026