2 definitions by Aunty Pebblz
by Aunty Pebblz September 17, 2013
Sparkling vagina. Not a vampire. Not a fairy. Not the "perfect gentleman". Just a huge, sparkling, vagina.
Obessed teen girl: "Omg, Edward Cullen is the hottest vampire ever!!"
Smart girl: "No, he's not. Hell, he's not even a vampire. He's a sparkling vagina."
Smart girl: "No, he's not. Hell, he's not even a vampire. He's a sparkling vagina."
by Aunty Pebblz July 26, 2010