Aunty Pebblz's definitions

Edward Cullen

Sparkling vagina. Not a vampire. Not a fairy. Not the "perfect gentleman". Just a huge, sparkling, vagina.

Obessed teen girl: "Omg, Edward Cullen is the hottest vampire ever!!"
Smart girl: "No, he's not. Hell, he's not even a vampire. He's a sparkling vagina."

by Aunty Pebblz July 26, 2010

jibbly bits

The male anatomy. A man's business.

"Damn! Look at him! You can see his jibbly bits through his pants!"

by Aunty Pebblz September 16, 2013