3 definitions by Audience of One

The writing and drawings on the folder that your teacher gives you when you take a test. The folder is between you and your classmate so you can't cheat. Writing is usually something like 'John wuz here- 2/8/10' or 'Jenna is stupid'. Drawings mostly consist of peace signs, smiley faces, and crude drawings of a man's penis.
I finished my test early so I read the folder archives and it was very interesting. I never knew Jack was gay or that Brenda is ugly.
by Audience of One May 7, 2010
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Okay, so I'm gonna try to make a concrete definition, not in favor of haters or fanboys. So, Halo is a video game, can we all agree on that? Good, here we go...

Halo:Combat Evolved (CE)

So, the main character, Master Chief, is a human/cyborg guy who's really tall. So, he's trying to save earth from a bunch of aliens, called The Covenant(weird name right?). Anyway, while he's slaughtering aliens, The Covenant released some kind of parasite call The Flood which basically turns everything into zombie type things. Master Chief blows the spaceship that the Flood are on. Oh yeah, most of the game takes place on a circle thing floating in space called the Halo(hence the name of the game). So, Master Chief saved the galaxy, right? Right?

Halo2

Okay, awww crap. I haven't played this game in a while. There's not much you need to know about this game besides Master Chief said 'FINISH THE FIGHT'(The thing they say every 5 minutes in Halo3)

Halo3

Chiefy's back and he's ready to kill more aliens. In Halo3, Chief (SPOILER ALERT!!) blows up Halo and escapes in a dramatic car getaway level. Chiefy also drives the car into a spaceship to fly away with his Starsky and Hutch-esque buddy Arby. Oh yeah, there was also a bitchy computer lady named Cortana who whines all the time throughout all 3 games. What a bitch.

Halo3: ODST

In this game you play as an ODST

Halo Reach

I only played the beta but I'll update this once it comes out.
Halo is a video game, and people get way too pissed when they die in it.
by Audience of One May 7, 2010
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Okay, so I'm gonna try to make another definition like I did for Halo. So, Call of Duty is game, let's establish that first. Alright let's do this...

Call of Duty

I didn't play the first game so....

Call of Duty2: Big Red One(PS2)

I didn't have an XBOX at the time so I bought the Playstation version of the game. In this game you play an army guy who's fighting in World War II(original, right?) Anyway, you fight through Africa, Italy, and finally Germany to liberate the world from evil Nazis(Nahtzees)

Call of Duty3

You play in France. Same as the second one, except you play in France.

Call of Duty4:Modern Warfare

Call of Duty takes a detour when we go into the future to our time. And guess who you kill; I'll give a hint...IT'S TERRORISTS!!! FUN!!

Call of Duty World At War

Nazi Zombies steal the show.

Call of Duty: Modern Warfare2

In continuation of Modern Warfare, they released Modern Warfare2. New guns and perks. Oh yeah, millions of players including my friends are addicted to this game.
I'm good at Call of Duty: Modern Warfare2 but I don't spend every waking moment of my life playing it.
by Audience of One May 7, 2010
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