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Sarcrapagus

noun
/sar kraep agas/
plural: sarcrapagi

/sar kraep a gai/

An airtight wooden box bearing the likeness of the asshole that birthed it. Designed to safely store a turd so horrendous that it must never see the light of day.
I gave my doctor a stool sample. It smelled so bad, he had his nurse bury it in a sarcrapagus.

Put on a hazmat suit and bury your smelly shit in a sarcrapagus!
by Attaining Mediocrity December 30, 2024
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Sarcrapagus

noun
/sar kraep agas/
plural: sarcrapagi

/sar kraep a gai/

An airtight wooden box bearing the likeness of the asshole that birthed it. Designed to safely store a turd so horrendous that it must never see the light of day.
I have my doctor a stool sample. It smelled so bad, he had his nurse bury it in a sarcrapagus.

Put on a hazmat suit and bury your smelly shit in a sarcrapagus!
by Attaining Mediocrity December 26, 2024
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