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Definitions by Asylum seeker

urban dictionary 

An online source of wisdom and wit and contrary to popular belief has nothing to do with Keith Urban (thank Christ for that!)
An example of the confusion;
1: That Urban dictionary is legendary.

2: Yeah, I love his songs! (Not)

polydate 

A rare genetic abnormality where the person has more than one anal sphincter.
She was fantastic, my mate and I double adaptered her and we both got anal as she was a polydate.
polydate by Asylum seeker March 15, 2007

anal rapist 

A combination of an analyst who is also trained as a therapist and one of the best ever jokes from Arrested development - series 2.
Here, I'll give you his number, he's the best anal rapist around New York!
anal rapist by Asylum seeker March 15, 2007