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Definitions by Asshole Strawboss

Kansas city skull fuck 

To fuck the eye socket of a 1 eyed person
Hey Stan ! I'm going to kansas city, do you know where a good time can be had ???
Stan: Hell yea, go down to independence Avenue and look for a 1 eyed guy called JR, you'll get the best Kansas City skull fuck ever !!
And it's only 20 bucks !!!!

Tenneesee tugknot

When a penis knots up in another guys ass like when 2 dogs get stuck together
Hey jack , why is JR walking so funny ? ..

Jack: oh poor JR got a tenneesee tugknot last night..