Definitions by Asshat Supreme

asscandle

A candle, inserted rectally.

Smell this asscandle!

asscandle by Asshat Supreme May 11, 2003

stinknugget 

the little lumps of underwear fuzz that form between your asscheeks.

Spreak my cheeks and see the stinknuggets, cop.

stinknugget by Asshat Supreme May 11, 2003