Ass-Blaster's definitions

FART

1. Stinking, ass scented methane which you repel from your rectal breach.
2. acronym- Frequency Actuated Rectal Tremor

I thought I had to take a shit, but when I sat on the porcelain god, all that came out was a Hiroshima destroying fart.

by Ass-Blaster October 15, 2006