Ashton van Helsing's definitions
n: a length of time equivalent to 72 days, in reference to the length of Kim Kardashian's past marriage.
"Man, it's been a Kardashian since I've started dating Kim. Do you think it's time to end it?"
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"I've only had this microwave for a Kardashian and it's already crapped out!"
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"I've only had this microwave for a Kardashian and it's already crapped out!"
by Ashton van Helsing November 8, 2011
Get the Kardashianmug.