conjob

1) when someone takes one of your posetions and hides it, yet you know they have it.

2) A mild insult.
1) "Give me my phone back, I know you have it, conjob!"

2) "Darren is a right conjob" or "CONJOB!!!"
by Ashley Jordan May 02, 2008
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schief

1)is when a person steels an item.
2)is where you have something stolen from you.
another word for tax, rob, theif, nick.
1) "I schiefd a sausage roll earlier, the fact its free makes it taste so much better."
2) "Some dickhead's schiefd my wallet!!"
by Ashley Jordan May 03, 2008
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