Definitions by Ashley Jordan

schief

1)is when a person steels an item.
2)is where you have something stolen from you.
another word for tax, rob, theif, nick.

1) "I schiefd a sausage roll earlier, the fact its free makes it taste so much better."
2) "Some dickhead's schiefd my wallet!!"

1) when someone takes one of your posetions and hides it, yet you know they have it.

2) A mild insult.

1) "Give me my phone back, I know you have it, conjob!"

2) "Darren is a right conjob" or "CONJOB!!!"