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sonic the handhog

A being who has ascended to a level that all other sonic OC's can only dream of achieving. Sonic the handhog was conceived through the highest IQ that could only be attained through consuming the media known as Rick and Morty meeting the most simple minded neanderthal who cannot formulate a proper sentence. He is perfection incarnate.
Sonic the handhog requires no context.
by Ascendant Succ November 1, 2017
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texas tampon

When a country girl takes her bloody tampon and smacks a city slicker with it then puts it back in her smelly vag
Who ever hit my dog is gonna get a texas tampon.
by Ascendant Succ October 24, 2017
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