Arthur Montford's Lovechild's definitions

English Bob

General name given to English ex pats living in South East Asia. They will often manage bars, restaurants or go go clubs and will spend their time sipping beer and telling anyone who will listen how large their penis is.
They will usually be a Manchester United fan because they love to be hated.

That guy was a right English Bob, he wouldnt stop talking about his penis.

Let's go to that bar that English Bob runs. We can cadge a few beers off him.

by Arthur Montford's Lovechild February 11, 2010