Artful Dodger's definitions

whiteley

greatness-future pope and leader of all men (and creator of all things humourous)

Geeza No. 1: Right here's a joke - a geeza goes into a bar and downs 20 pints and eats 30 packets of peanuts - he feels fine until he comes to go home when on the way he pebble dashes 2 houses
Geeza No. 2: man you're such a whiteley!

by artful dodger December 19, 2003

fmot

1: An explanation to things in which there is no other explanation
2: A Clan/cult/group of crazy fangirls that love Tom Felton.
3: literally TomF backwards

"Why Did you speak in third person?"
"Fmot made me do it"

by Artful Dodger July 31, 2004