Artemis Jones's definitions

Funkmaster

A person in the workplace who acts or believes he/she is the boss, even thought he/she is not.

What a funkmaster, he thinks just because he's been here for so long he can tell me what to do.

by Artemis Jones March 28, 2007

snobawls

1) A frozen version of the favorite energy drink bawls found in 7-Elevens throughout the midwest
2) Vodka and bawls

Ow! I just got a brain freeze from these snobawls!
Dang man, I've got a hangover from snobawls.

by Artemis Jones November 14, 2006