3 definitions by Arlo Barlow
A coousin of the word slipshod, slipshat desribes a particularly lazy or thoughtless visit to the lavatory, often requiring the next visitor to clean up after the aforementioned previous slipshat perpetrator.
I've had two bowls of vegan chili with two almost raw beefburgers, and my stomach has been churning for hours. I run to the bathroom at last and relieve myself. I'm aware that something akin to a rotary muck spreader is going on in the lavatory bowl, but I'm preoccupied and daydreaming.
With a cursory wipe and a half-hearted flush, I run off to attend to other pressing matters, without a glance back to check the state of my health.
Thrtee minutes later a work colleague enters the stall. To his horror, he is the victim of my slipshat behaviour.
Not only does the entire bowl resemble Jackson Pollack's brown period, but there's even some on the seat.
Vile!
With a cursory wipe and a half-hearted flush, I run off to attend to other pressing matters, without a glance back to check the state of my health.
Thrtee minutes later a work colleague enters the stall. To his horror, he is the victim of my slipshat behaviour.
Not only does the entire bowl resemble Jackson Pollack's brown period, but there's even some on the seat.
Vile!
by Arlo Barlow May 29, 2008
"Did you see Glenn Beck interviewing Quitter Palin on Faux the other day?"
"Yeah, he was a complete and utter quittergazer, I've never seen anything like it. It was almost as if he thought she made sense. He was just staring into her eyes as if he was caught in some kind of spell.
I honestly thought he was going to pull down his trousers and try slipping her a length."
"Yeah, he was a complete and utter quittergazer, I've never seen anything like it. It was almost as if he thought she made sense. He was just staring into her eyes as if he was caught in some kind of spell.
I honestly thought he was going to pull down his trousers and try slipping her a length."
by Arlo Barlow August 28, 2010
One who stares at $arah Palin in rapt adoration, unable to hear anything she says as anything other than utterly perfect and meaningful.
"Did you see Glenn Beck interviewing Quitter Palin on Faux the other day?"
"Yeah, he was a complete and utter quittergazer, I've never seen anything like it. It was almost as if he thought she made sense. He was just staring into her eyes as if he was caught in some kind of spell.
I thought he might even try slipping her a length."
(FYI this example also works for "slipping her a length".
"Yeah, he was a complete and utter quittergazer, I've never seen anything like it. It was almost as if he thought she made sense. He was just staring into her eyes as if he was caught in some kind of spell.
I thought he might even try slipping her a length."
(FYI this example also works for "slipping her a length".
by Arlo Barlow August 28, 2010