2 definitions by Ari Fuckin Gold
While having doggy style or anal sex, the man reaches around the girl (must be done right before he is about to cum, without telling her), grabs her pubes, and rips them out. He then pulls out, spunks all over her back, and throws the hair on top whilst beating his chest in a gorilla-like fashion.
Tom: Dude, why isn't amy talking to you, and why is she walking kinda funny?
Brian: I gave her the Screaming Silverback last night. She's pissed......
Tom: NO WAY!
Brian: Yeah, and now there's blood all over my sheets.....
Brian: I gave her the Screaming Silverback last night. She's pissed......
Tom: NO WAY!
Brian: Yeah, and now there's blood all over my sheets.....
by Ari Fuckin Gold May 27, 2009
A woman or girlfriend who constantly wishes for her boyfriend to spend unreasonable amounts of money on her. Includes buying her gifts, taking her to expensive restaurants, and spending money on celebrating every unimportant anniversary such as 5 months since their first kiss.
Dan: Hey man, when are you gonna get a new tv
Tom: Not anytime soon....
Dan: Dude, why are you always so damn broke?
Tom: You know I have to take Eliza out at least 4 times a week
Dan: Man, What a load of shit. You need to get rid of that wallet vampire
Tom: Not anytime soon....
Dan: Dude, why are you always so damn broke?
Tom: You know I have to take Eliza out at least 4 times a week
Dan: Man, What a load of shit. You need to get rid of that wallet vampire
by Ari Fuckin Gold January 25, 2010