One who consumes, oftentimes in an abrupt, abrasive and maniacal manner, a concerning amount of waffles. Usually they refuse to utilize silverware and return to their basic, animalistic instincts during the act.
“I walked in and saw her head in the fridge and heard masticating. When she turned around, it was clear she had become a waphlin.”
by Arbitrary Words December 27, 2023