"Grounded for Life" (abbrev).
When you've done something so irresponsible that you get "grounded" for the foreseeable future. Applies to children by their parents, but equally applies to husbands by their wives.
Mike: "Can you come out tonight?"
Eric: "Can't I'm GFL"
Mike: "What now?"
Eric: "Not sure how long “for life” means. Maybe I'll get a release for good behavior."
Mike: "Wow. She's the judge, jury, and prosecutor."
Eric: "True Dat."