Guy: yo I just got to 103460th base with my girl last night
Friend: you've been in a coma for 5 years you need to wake up. That doesn't exist and you're slowly falling down a hole of corruption.
Guy: lit
Friend: you've been in a coma for 5 years you need to wake up. That doesn't exist and you're slowly falling down a hole of corruption.
Guy: lit
by Apple Squid July 19, 2019