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A severe disorder of the breast tissue suffered by maturing teens. Similar to nipple rock, where the glands grow at an exponential rate. You are advised to contact a medical professional immediately if you or anyone you love is suffering from puffy teen nips.
Person 1: "yo I'm gonna hop in the pool. Come in with me! *takes off shirt*"
Person 2: "Oh my fuck someone call an ambulance. This adolescent has puffy teen nips!!!"
Person 2: "Oh my fuck someone call an ambulance. This adolescent has puffy teen nips!!!"
by Any Lurk God June 30, 2017
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