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Swedish SpiderMan 

When someone cums in your wrists and then cute them so you shoot web
Chad: Hey Brad
Brad: H
ey Chad

Chad: I gave your mom a Swedish Spiderman last night
Brad: now we are equal

Swedish SpiderMan 

When you and your partners are having sex, cut their arms and shove your dick in their arms. After that cum in them, fastly patch the cut up with flex tape, not with your dick in it tho. Wait for a couple of minutes and then you can cut their wrists and let cum shoot out!
Brad: Hey chad, i gave your mom a Swedish spiderman last night!
Chad: So, no we're equal
Brad: bitch wha-

Swedish SpiderMan 

When you and your partners are having sex, Take a knife and make a hole. After that put your dick in your partners arms and starts cumming inside. Fast, patch up the hole. Wait for a few minutes. Then cut their wrists, after that they will be shooting web
Bryan: Hey chad i have your mom a swedish Spiderman last night
Chad: now we are equal