"Chapped" is what happenes to your lips on a cold day. When your lips get dry and brittle, they are chapped.
by Antoine January 05, 2005
The act of waiting for your girlfriend to go to the bathroom so that you can fart, but in attempting to do so you shit yourself, yell at your girlfriend to get out of the bathroom and then throw your shitty underpants out of her window and take a shower (even if you just took one).
by Antoine December 14, 2004
by Antoine August 24, 2005