Definitions by Anonymous Gooner

sol campbell 

One of the best defenders England has ever had.A true giant.Plays in the greatest f****n club in Britain - Arsenal FC.He´s a former Tottenham player,so spurs call him a traitor...

Have to stop Ronaldo and Ronaldinho?Nothing to worry about,Sol is the MAN.

sol campbell by Anonymous Gooner April 13, 2005

Chelski

Shitty Premiership club from London,owned by a russian mafia boss - Roman Abramovich - which aplauds every their goal like a fuckin´ faggot and pounds Mourinho´s ass after the matches.Chelski has no history whatsoever.Plays every year with a different squad.The club´s manager is a CHEATING and arrogant nitwit who has no idea of football and threatens UEFA referees.

-How many games haven't Chelski beaten Arsenal in Premiership?
-17.

Chelski by Anonymous Gooner April 8, 2005

Ruud Van Nistelrooy

Poorly talented footballer playing in Scumchester United.Famous for his divings and for being a Sir Alex´s bitch.Always warmly received on Arsenal ground.

The bitch - Van Nistelrooy - was beaten by Arsenal FC players.

Ruud Van Nistelrooy by Anonymous Gooner April 7, 2005