morning wood

the biggest boner you can get. you wake up after sleeping, and your dick is hard as a rock. the best way to get rid of it is to have a sweaty sex session with some fly ruca, she will love it too.
damn baby, i got morning wood. oh well, i guess ill just have to fuck the shit out of you.
by Anonymous May 07, 2003
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kraft

dude, JT is being such a Kraft
by Anonymous January 18, 2003
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pics. now.

a bastardization of the phrase "please provide photographic evidence posthaste, comrade"
>>i se><0rzed my sister!
>>>pics. now.
by Anonymous February 17, 2003
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w00t

It's a state of mind where everything is cool. Wootness differs from chonkey in the sense that it is more 'style-related' : how you do things from day-to-day and how they end up based on the approach you took to do those things you do. When all things are going well in your own life, that's when you know that the wootness flows through you like water - it's a part of you - it's natural to you...When everything goes your way - or for the most part goes your way - that's when you know you have the power of woot within you...All of us do, it can come from time to time - or disappear for a long time, or simply stay w/ us our whole lives - we just have to believe in it...
by Anonymous November 23, 2002
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canadam

CanAdam plays DDR. Does that make him important enough to be on urbandictinary.com? Probably not.
by Anonymous September 22, 2006
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pak0

Lame ass RO site governed by nazi moderators that think the word "crap" is inappropriate.
by Anonymous June 17, 2003
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