Anonymous's definitions

human urinal

a person that likes to act as a urinal and drinks / gets pissed on

Jane: where r u going?
Tom: to piss
Jane: my mouths open
Tom: 0.0

by anonymous October 21, 2004

hack

1) A person who passes off someone else's work as their own.

2) A plagiarist.

Some hack paraphrased ninety percent of my article and claimed it as his own work.

by Anonymous February 14, 2004

winky

The discomfort left in a woman's eye after a male ejaculates into it.

She was a dirty girl so I gave her winky.

by Anonymous January 16, 2004

Dry your eyes

An old-fashioned term for "Stop crying."

Come on, now. Dry your eyes.

NOBODY SAYS "DRY YOUR EYES" ANYMORE!

by anonymous July 22, 2004

fucktard

Someone who sees 13 pages of definitions for a basic combination of two words and feels the need to add another, identical one.

1) A fucking retard
2) A retarded fuck
3) A fuck, who is also retarded
4) ...

by Anonymous January 16, 2004

alibi

an excuse

The student presented his alibi for being late.

by Anonymous May 17, 2004

edina

cake-eater suburb of minneapolis; edina high school's student body is identical to that of all high schools in minneapolis' western suburbs

Edina, Eden Prairie, Wayzata, Minnetonka and Hopkins are all basically the same school

by anonymous June 8, 2004