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McMasturbate
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When a person ignors social contact with friends
in the kitchen
because they are too busy
masturbating
to the TV
programme
"Glee"
My Friend
cant
come to
the kitchen
, hes too bust McMasturbate(ing).......
McMasturbate
by
Anonomoose123
December 4, 2010
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