A person who is an aficionado on great looking asses. Knows them and greatly appreciates their existence.
My friend Anne can't go to a baseball game without commenting about the player's asses...she thinks she's an Asspert!
by anniep August 15, 2013
by Anniep June 19, 2023
You should have seen the mother and daughter WalMaliens that I saw at WalMart today...they had matching vagomachs.
by anniep August 15, 2013