Definitions by Annie Saben

alpert 

coolest fam out there. alpert’s are sure to make you laugh and have the ability to fall asleep anywhere any time!

guy: omg I love her but she can be such an alpert sometimes!
friend: Oh really? What happened?
guy: I was telling a story and she just fell asleep!

alpert by Annie Saben June 21, 2018

alpert 

cool, fun, kind fam! have the ability to fall asleep absolutely anywhere anytime! also rly funny!!

mom: Alpert’s coming over today!
anyone: hell yes, can’t wait!

alpert by Annie Saben June 21, 2018