gerk your shirt

when you are chugging a beer too fast and it spills (or gerks) onto your shirt.
"DUDE! You just Gerked your Shirt!!!"
"Don't gerk your shirt!"
"Peter Gerked His Shirt!"
"She took a b to the fay too fast and gerked her shirt"
by Anna Kiser March 12, 2008
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b to the fay

b= beer
fay=face
b to the fay=putting a beer to your face
let's put a b to the fay tonite
by Anna Kiser March 12, 2008
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