Definitions by Ann Oydd, sitting in YOUR row

Phil N. Empty 

A person who has to constantly get more food & drinks and go to the bathroom during a movie.

Hey, Phil N. Empty, sit at the END of the row, NOT in the MIDDLE, okay!? Why come to the Theater? You miss half the movie, and fuck up other people's experience as well. Rent a video, sit at the end, or keep your holes shut for 2 hours.

Phil N. Empty by Ann Oydd, sitting in YOUR row July 9, 2006