Definitions by Anita Sammich

spiast 

A person with a very rare kind of translocation trisomy.
Has the developmental stage of a child and a penchant for masturbation.
Apart from that a nice fellow.

Man: "Hi thar!"
Spiast: "Blergh." *fondles himself*
Man: "Nice noodle, spiast!"

spiast by Anita Sammich March 18, 2007