Riley

Riley Knox is often rich. But not from his own money; from his daddy's. He often SAYS he's love with your cousin, and she with him. But he will also cheat with a slut named miranda.

(a girl from ARKANSAS)
and then accumulate genital herpes :)
Cousin: I miss Riley...
You: Girl, hes got some nasty itches in places they don't need to be!
Cousin: oh yeah i forgot, hes dating miranda.
by Angry Cousin October 17, 2009
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