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Definitions by Angry Chicken Lady

Fuck Steve Jobs 

Exclamation muttered when an Apple product malfunctions or loses battery power after one hour. Uttered when Apple map sends you to the wrong location. When you find out the next Apple Phone is $1200 and does exactly the same thing your old Apple phone did.
Where the hell are we? Fuck Steve Jobs. I just charged this I pad. Fuck Steve Jobs.