Definitions by Angry Albanian

Whack Monday

The worst day of the year, scientifically worse than any other Monday. Whack Monday is the first full Monday back to work after Christmas/NYE.

Bro, you going gym later?

Na man, it’s Whack Monday, let’s go tomorrow.

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That extra chin you get from eating like a pig over the Christmas period.

Demi, I really love your Christmas chin this year. So festive!

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