1 definition by Andywelboob

Thayden

The type of guy that gets bullied by random 14yrs old dudes. He’s tall, cool, rly nice but has no defense when it comes to insults. He’s trying and trying and trying and trying to get a gf even if they’re ugly as a rectum. He loves heavy metal but he is so calm. No one understands.

I wrote a poem for him :

Thayden I love you
Thayden your balls are blue
Your cum is my favourite glue

It is my food

Your ass hair looks like the island boys
Your dick is my favourite toy
You bring me all the joy
Your anus you shall deploy

Please forgive me
For all the things I did
Let’s have an orgy
With a random guy called David

Thayden has a massive dick but doesn’t know how to use it properly

by Andywelboob June 1, 2022