Definitions by Andy The Great

Binner 

Another term for the long time un-employable – benefit scroungers – gymslip moms – and residents of run down council estates. See Mouth Breathers

See that girl over there – the with the bad perm and velour tracksuit – Binner!

Binner by Andy The Great July 21, 2003

Tezzer 

Usually of the male gender – although female one have been know to exist. Mono-brows with sloping foreheads – they have third of the average intelligence of a normally functioning person. This is easily demonstrated, as they are only able to remember three letter names – Baz, Daz, Woz, Foz, Cuz, Muz. Their natural habitat is Halfords carp parks of 24hour McDonalds. Where they congregate in large groups – crammed into small cars and proceed to try and deafen each other with loud ‘one tempo’ music. Can often be found breeding in the back of a Nova of Escort with “Body Kit”. These sort of activities often end in pregnancy ruining there young lives forever – but providing amusement for those of us with ability to sign our names without using an X.

They will quickly move into a council tenancy and begin a tempestuous, abusive and loveless relationship – she will continue to give birth to children al the rate of one per year – the farther of theses children is never the same man.

See:
Mouth Breathers
Klassy Lassy

Non-needed – we all know what they look like!

Tezzer by Andy The Great July 21, 2003