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A way to call someone a "cunt" in public that can easily be inserted into conversations politely, without the person knowing.
How is your day going, boss? I heard Jeremy was acting like the count of office and thought they run the show. He is far from nobility.
by Andy Spalig March 28, 2019

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The feeling of disappointment when you realize that it wasn't the postman leaving a package, but it was a random person leaving a brochure.
The doorbell rang. I was very excited; my new bong had finally arrived. When I opened the door, I did not see the package. I looked down, and there were five brochures for mail-order meats at my feet. Some asshole broch'ed me.
by Andy Spalig March 28, 2019

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