Andy Roo Cowboy's definitions
Faith occurs when Hope and Charity, back in 2113 BC when they were still dating, had sex, and there brainchild, Faith, was born.
Faith was a major disappointment because when Hope brought her daughter to God and asked him to bless her, God looked at her and realized she had a monkey tail, a giraffe neck, and a dog nose.
Faith was shortly put into a gas chamber where she died instantly.
Faith was a major disappointment because when Hope brought her daughter to God and asked him to bless her, God looked at her and realized she had a monkey tail, a giraffe neck, and a dog nose.
Faith was shortly put into a gas chamber where she died instantly.
Dude 1: Hey bro. Have some faith. Your girl will come back.
Dude 2: No she won't 'cause she's a bitch.
Dude 2: No she won't 'cause she's a bitch.
by Andy Roo Cowboy March 8, 2009
Get the Faithmug.