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Definitions by Andru J.

Weiner Hole 

(noun); the slit found in traditional "tighty whitey" men's underwear, utilized to allow the penis to be released for urination. SYN: Weiner Slot
"I wear bikini briefs -- the kind that don't have a weiner hole."

"Weiner holes in men's underwear have gone the way of zoot suits."

"I pull down my briefs when I pee; I never use the weiner hole."
Weiner Hole by Andru J. November 16, 2009

Ebeneezer Screw 

(v., trans.; usu. used as a phrase, as in "Getting the Ebeneezer Screw): the act of being laid off from a job at the end of the year, just before Christmas.
"Yeah, sorry I won't be buying any Christmas presents this year; I just got the Ebeneezer Screw".
Ebeneezer Screw by Andru J. November 12, 2009